Kale: Vegetable of Romance.

This morning as I was making my usual "wholesome and healthy" green smoothie (making up in advance for whatever other not-so-wholesome -and-potentially-unhealthy things I might ingest before day's end) before heading off to deposit my car at the mechanic's to get four new tires and some rear shocks, I found a wedding ring in my bunch of organic kale. I kid you not. So... To the organic and no doubt incredibly handsome farmer who clearly wants my hand in marriage but was too intimidated to ask me in person: I am seriously considering it and will let you know details of the festivities. Right now I'm thinking a beach wedding with a linen sundress, bare feet, toenail polish...and you in a white

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