" There is a time to laugh, and a time not to laugh.
   And this is not one of them."
                                                        Inspector Clouseau
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"There is a time to laugh, and a time not to laugh. And this is not one of them." Inspector Clouseau

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"I mean, when you read about successful businessmen, is there ever anything in the article that says, 'He's a great father - and he's great at barbecuing, too!?'" Deborah Spar, president at Barnard College


"Find your light; they can't love you if they can't see you." Bette Midler


"Why is the decision by a woman to sleep with a man she has just met in a bar a private one, and the decision to sleep with the same man for $100 subject to criminal pursuits?" Anna Quindlen


"A sense of humor is the ultimate anti-depressant." Sandi Amorello


"It seems to me that I cannot afford, as a self-respecting individual, to refuse to do a thing merely because it will make me disliked or bring down a storm of criticism on my head." Eleanor Roosevelt


"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." Maureen Dowd

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"One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with." Helen Gurley Brown


"'Ladies and gentlemen,' they yell, 'we are floating in space!' But none of the people down there care." from Sophie's World

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