" There is a time to laugh, and a time not to laugh.
And this is not one of them."
Inspector Clouseau
 "There is a time to laugh, and a time not to laugh. And this is not one of them." Inspector Clouseau |  "I mean, when you read about successful businessmen, is there ever anything in the article that says, 'He's a great father - and he's great at barbecuing, too!?'" Deborah Spar, president at Barnard College |
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 "Find your light; they can't love you if they can't see you." Bette Midler |  "Why is the decision by a woman to sleep with a man she has just met in a bar a private one, and the decision to sleep with the same man for $100 subject to criminal pursuits?" Anna Quindlen |
 "A sense of humor is the ultimate anti-depressant." Sandi Amorello |  "It seems to me that I cannot afford, as a self-respecting individual, to refuse to do a thing merely because it will make me disliked or bring down a storm of criticism on my head." Eleanor Roosevelt |
 "The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." Maureen Dowd |  "One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with." Helen Gurley Brown |
 "'Ladies and gentlemen,' they yell, 'we are floating in space!' But none of the people down there care." from Sophie's World |